MY BIG LEAGUES

Ladies and Geetles, Faithful Readers, Loyal Patrons;

I am going to tell you something that may surprise you - despite all appearances, opinions, and my own best efforts, I DID NOT PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. I know. I know. It can be a lot to take in. For me as well. I dreamed of being a Big Leaguer– still dream, ahem, occasionally and only slightly emba…